amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

(Source: naniithran)

cumber-bitches:

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

watchtheskytonight:

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE 

ILL PLAN THE WEDDING

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(Source: buckkybarnnes)

lady-annabeth-crowley:

am-i-perfectyet:

thatbatterisaspy:

Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer

good luck figuring out which one

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(Source: djfdhajekhfkhefkjheriuhg)

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.


scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

(Source: vicious-seamonkey)

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic